I’m not making this up, like I said. Loyalty Day! Pro tip: when someone says there are parades in communities like Batavia, that means they don’t have anywhere more exciting than Batavia to talk about.
Ah, I dunno. People want to have a parade, they went to celebrate the military, that’s cool; they should do whatever they want. It just irks me that millions of people turned out back in the day for that shit.
And that, my friends, is called “giving the people what they want.”
As you know, I spend every day tormented by the thought that new media stardom is just outside my grasp. But finally I think I’ve figured it out. Behold the sensational character find of 2014:
Join that lovable scamp Robot Face Smith as he, I don’t know, meets history dudes or something.
I actually meant to draw Stephen Decatur, but force of habit, you know?
Anyway, what do you think? Some of that webcomics money gonna come my way?